For generations, historians have scoured the globe in search of the true Legend of Santar. Folklore has it, he’s Santa’s not-so-jolly twin with a nasty eggnog habit, banished for selling black market toys on Amazon. We may never know of the curse that turned Santar into his present state as the mechanical, coin-eating medium of holiday fortunes. Are you naughty or nice? Only Santar knows the down-low on you.